Lemon Rice 

What do you do when your maleficent oops I mean significant other says “ohhhh you know what Dharmendar’s wife Hema cooks such delicious lemon rice..😋💦(drool drool) he brought some for lunch at work today..she is tooooo good…such a fabulous cook”. The thoughts that run through my head that very moment is as follows: 

a) say “well go marry her then!!!”💍

b) whack him on the head with my iphone!!! (only item that’s almost always with me) 📱

c) douse him in lemon then shower him with rice and force feed him till he literally bursts!!💥

d) I pack my bags and run away with Dharmendar!

e) all of the above! 

Well since they’re all just humorous animated thoughts in my head 🤔 I thought best to play it safe and try my hand at cooking it instead. 

My first attempt was a pass..thanks to Vah Re Vah chef Sanjay Thumma’s recipe. The method and quantities of the ingredients in this recipe were slightly improvised by me.

* Warning to husbands – remember no one cooks better than your wives..well at least don’t say it in front of them!!!😤😡😂


3 Cups Cooked Basmati Chawal/ Rice 

1/4 Cup Lemon Juice

1 Tspn Jeera/Cumin Seeds

1 Tspn Sarso/Mustard Seeds

10-12 Curry Leaves

1/4 Cup Chana Dhal/ Chickpea Lentils

1/4 Cup Peanuts

2-4 Dried Red Chillies

1 Tbspn Ginger Paste

2-4 Green Chillies 

Pinch Of Heeng/Asaeofedita 

Oil For Cooking

Salt To Taste


• Cook rice and set aside. 

• Heat oil in a pan and add heeng then red chillies followed by mustard seeds.

•Allow mustard seeds to crackle then add jeera followed by chana dhal and peanut. Saute until light brown.

• Next add green chillies, ginger and curry leaves. Saute until the ginger turns light brown in color then add turmeric and give it a quick stir. 

• Finally add the rice and salt and mix well. You may garnish with coriander.

This dish is best served with yoghurt or pickles. 


Kadhai Paneer (Cottage Cheese Curry) 

So there we were..I hadn’t had a night out with a friend sans family for like aeons. It was like a scene out a sci-fi flick where the alien steps it’s foot (right to be precise) out from the spaceship onto earth for the first time and curiously scans the new environment…yep! that was pretty much me.

You would know of the three wishes a Genie grants but this evening I had three whinges that I grant me. First of all we end up in a restaurant that as per reviews was supposed to be one of the best in my city. Food was just ok…you know timepass but a bit on the pricey side. Oh why oh why did I not suggest good ole Maccas instead. Could have niptaya/tackled my mate in cheap lol (hoping he never reads this😁).

Secondly it was meant to be Chinese food but ended up western eastern confused infusion with a twist. Thirdly we sat near an old and shabby window corner which made me worry I’de be consuming more dust than food as the cool breeze between the cracks (sounds so wrong😁) blows it into my rice. We managed to survive the evening after being interrupted by my buddys humble iphone which went off every five minutes. Although I must say I wasn’t complaining as I sat there scanning the view of a spunk out the window which looked pretty interesting to me (wink! wink!😉).

Anyway so there we were and I was intent on being the observer this time and allow my buddy to talk while I listened for a change. My aim was to ensure he was being pampered and well fed in exchange for the countless sessions I’ve had with him which saved me thousands on a shrinks fee. Well we have a saying in Hindi “bakre ko halaal karne se pahle usko achche se khilao pilao” (hinglish translation – goat sacrificing before we do we feed and quench it really well 😂). After all, my buddies are my best and most patient sounding boards. The poor things they sure get a good piece of my lifes annoying rantings. Gotta impress them in some way so through their stomachs it is then.

Good food and good water (we love our Canberra tap water) and great company was all that was needed. Before we dug into the first bite there was a question which has often lingered on my mind so I asked my friend “Umm why is that we place the serviette on our laps rather than around our neck? I find it annoying as it keeps slipping off my lap onto the floor. As far as I know I drop food on my top half rather than my lap half”. He proceeded to give me a long dreary response about how he would reach closer to his plate and as he’s about to take a bite..oops! he would drop it on his lap blah! blah! blah!…yawn.😴 I was half listening to what he was rambling on about. How rude do I hear you say? Haah!..the truth is I was just feeling immensely relieved..phew! Luckily just like me, my buddy can be a tubelight as well (flickers a few seconds before lighting up) and couldn’t figure out my “speed hump” issue.😂 I had then wished I shouldn’t have said what I did but hey!…wait a minute…he wouldn’t be my BFF (Best Friend Forever) if I had to watch what I say right? 

Friends…simply the best..bumps, humps, scars and all.😘😘


500 g Paneer (cut into small cubes)

1/2 Tspn Kitchen King Masala

1 Tspn Haldi/Turmeric 

1/2 Cup Red Shimla Mirch/ Capsicum or Bell Peppers

1/2 Cup Green Shimla Mirch/Capsicum or Bell Peppers

1/2 Tspn Dhaniya/Coriander Seeds (coarsely crushed)

1 Tspn Jeera/Cumin Seeds

1 Medium Tomato (finely chopped)

1 Tspn Dried Kasuri Methi/Fenugreek Leaves

1 Tbspn Ginger-Garlic Paste

1 Green Chillies (chopped finely) 

Salt To Taste

Oil For Cooking


• Heat oil in a pan and add jeera and dhaniya seeds. Allow it to brown lightly then add onion along with ginger-garlic paste. 

• Saute onion until lightly browned then add Kasturi methi along with the tomatoes and dry spices haldi, salt and masala. Stir well and let it cook on low heat until the oil separates and floats to the top. 

• At this stage add the paneer along with the shimla mirch and stir gently to coat. Cook further 5 mins if you like your peppers half cooked (add the paneer at a later stage if you like your peppers well cooked). Finally garnish with fresh dhaniya leaves.

This dish is best served with Roti/Phulka/Chapaati. 


Kekda Tarkari (Crab Curry)

Hi everyone apologies for going MIA for quite sometime. I know a recipe is pretty much well overdue now.

Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances in the family I won’t be posting any of my crazy stories anytime soon. I know many of my readers look forward to my stories but I have to be in great spirits to compose them which is currently near to impossible. I will continue to post recipes and special guest posts for you all whenever it’s possible. Thanks for your understanding and continued support. 😊😘

Anyways here’s a recipe contributed by my mum Oline for you all to enjoy.

1kg Blue Swimmer Crabs 

1 Big Onion/Pyaz Finely Chopped

10-15 Curry leaves

1 Tbspn Garlic/ Lehsun Paste

1 Tbspn Ginger/ Adrak Paste

2 Tspn Garam Masala

1 Tspn Turmeric/ Haldi

1 Tspn Hot Chilli Powder (optional)

2-3 Fresh Chillies (optional)

4 Medium Tomatoes Finely Chopped

1/4 Cup Tamarind/Imli Infused Liquid

Salt to taste

Oil For Cooking

Coriander/Dhaniya For Garnish


• Pour about a 1/4 cup of boiling hot water in a bowl with the tamarind pulp. Set aside and allow it to infuse until it cools. Squeeze and discard the tamarind. Keep the remaining infused liquid for later use. Alternatively you can purchase ready Tamarind paste/puree from the Asian/Indian grocers. 

• Heat oil in a pot/pan and add the chopped onions. Sauté until translucent then add ginger, garlic and fresh chillies and allow it to brown lightly.

• Next turn the heat to medium and add the dry spices garam masala, turmeric, curry leaves and powdered chillies. Give it a quick stir then add the tomatoes.

• Allow the tomatoes to cook on low heat until the oil separates and tomatoes are a bit mushy. 

• Now add the crabs and bhuno/dry cook for at least 5-10 mins. Crabs change to a lovely orangey red color once its in contact with heat and fully cooked. Ensure the entire pieces have turned red or it’ll remain uncooked in some spots. 

• Next add the tamarind infused liquid and cook for further 5mins.

• Finally garnish with coarsely chopped coriander leaves and enjoy.

This dish is best served with fragrant basmati rice. 

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Aloo Methi Tarkari – Potatoes And Fenugreek Leaves Curry

Today’s story inspiration came into my crazy head at the spur of the moment. This is what happens when your child is safely tucked into bed and you get the rest of the evening to do exactly as you please even if you so desire to rain dance in your birthday suit. Ooooh! yeah this is my time…my time to do something as crazy as this story about Barbie. 

Recently I’ve been quite active on social media such as Facebook and Instagram although a newbie on Insta so don’t forget to follow me on https://instagram.com/feedingthesonis. Social networking is also just one of the ways to keep myself from going insane with my chronic pains. One needs to vent somewhere.

So anyway to the point..there I was planning my little munchkins birthday party and sending invites to a group of friends via FB messenger (how time’s have changed). A friend asked if it was going to be a Bollywood theme like the previous year and I told him that wasn’t going to be the case this year. He was hugely relieved he wouldn’t be coerced into wearing a saree and the poor guy doesn’t even lean that way the slightest bit..hmmmm unless he leads a secretive double life which I’m not aware of.😁

The topic that was discussed between us friends started from sarees to pole dancing to accidental undraping of it on the kids jumping castle. A nice clean topic turns into a trashy excerpt of an erotic novel. They say great minds think alike..that’s the case with my group of friends. And as always I get accused of being the instigator. These special few are fondly nick named FWFB or Friends With Fringe Benefits. We are all current or ex Finance colleagues who are as crazy as I am. The conversations over lunches, coffees and dinners all begin with intense subjects and end up going a totally different direction and that too without any influence of the alcoholic kind. The company itself is quite intoxicating I tells ya!

After we wrapped up our conversation with our lol’s, ooh’s, umm’s and aah’s I decided to grab myself some dessert from the kitchen. On my way there (it’s a bit of a walk you see) my glance fell on my daughter’s Barbie doll which was lying face down on the dining table. Her hair was dishevelled and saree slightly loosened at the hips. Of course that very moment my crazy brain felt a sudden gush of rush and flashbacked to a tragic Bollywood movie scene thus the birth of this outrageous short story. Some of you may find it humourous some might think I should be locked up with the keys thrown out into the sea….either way hope you enjoy it. 

So here is todays special short film in stills.

FWFB – Friends With Fringe Benefits presents BARBIE GOES TO BOLLYWOOD!

Cast – Barbie, Ken, Ramesh Babu aka Rocco.

Special Appearance – Trees, Flowers, Birds, Bees, 

Supporting Cast – Chotu and the Rain. 

Meet our Bollywood Indian Barbie the super gorgeous main character of this film. 

 The true desi gurl! Isn’t she a beauty?

  Scene 1 – Barbie’s in the kitchen bored with having to cook aloo methi for dinner. She stirs the pot and sighs…wishing to have a home of her own and cooking for her hero Ken after marriage.

Scene 2 – Barbie gets a phone call from Ken pleading with her to meet him the following day at Lover’s Point so they can elope together. She enthusiastically starts to pack her 12 suitcases with her outfits and jewelleries. She is feeling a bit excited yet apprehensive fearing her parents reaction on finding out about her escapade. Barbie spends the entire night tossing and turning in bed as she imagines being in the arms of her love for eternity. 

Scene 3 – Barbie is anxiously waiting at Lover’s Point for Ken as she watches the birds and the bees buzz by. Nature seems like the most beautiful thing in the world to her as she starts humming her favourite Bollywood romance song. 

Scene 4 – Barbie drifts into her thoughts and next thing you know she’s in a barnyard. Enters rain…pouring down on her drenching her saree which now clings onto her figure defining her curves. Suddenly her pallu drops (the top bit that sits oh her shoulder) and she begins to heave her bosoms (you would think she’s having an asthma attack) then instead of a line dancing number she breaks into a bollywood item number song 🎶Kaate nahi kat teh yeh din yeh raat…kehni thi tumse joh dil ki baat..loh aaj main kehti huuuuu…uuuuu…I love youuuuuuu🎶 (Hinglish – unable to spend my day and night even if I want to…want to tell you my heart talk…today I tell youuuuu…uuuuuu…I love youuuuuuu!). 

Scene 5 – Hours tick by Tick! Tock! Tick! Tock! Ken doesn’t turn up so she returns home devastated. Days turn into weeks and Barbie is still pining for her lover Ken (violin music softly playing in the background which makes your eyes well up with tears not in empathy for Barbie’s situation but because of the darn tune🎼). 

Scene 6 – Breaking news!!!! Chotu the Maali Ramu Kaka’s son (gardener’s son) is seen running to and breaking the news to Barbie. “Didi! didi! Ken bhaiyya Rajdhani express doh chalees ki train pakad kar Mumbai chale gaye…ab wohh kabhi wapas nahi aenge…usko uska sachcha pyar Ramesh Babu (Rocco) mil gaya“. (Hinglish – “sister sister Ken brother caught 2:40 Rajdhani Express train to Mumbai and is gone…now he will never return…he has found his true love in Ramesh Babu aka Rocco”).

Barbie begins to cry uncontrollably (🎼violin music playing even louder now).

The movie ends with Ken exchanging garlands and bharring (filling) Ramesh Babu’s maang (hair parting). Ken recites the wedding vows “ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano Ramesh babu” (Hinglish – “one pinch vermillions value what you know of Ramesh babu?”).

Enters Salman Khan who cameos away on his bike with Barbie with the promise of making her a big star in the Mumbai film industry.

Happy ending..everybody’s looking for a happy ending!

Remember… it’s a FWFB – Friends With Fringe Benefits production.


1 Small Bunch Fresh Methi Leaves

3 Small To Medium Sized Potatoes

1 Onion

1/4 Tspn Tumeric/Haldi

1/4 Tspn Red Chilli Powder (optional)

1-2 Green Chillies

1 Tspn Cumin/Jeera Seeds

1/4 Tspn Aesofedita

1-2 Small Garlic

1-2 Tbspn Ghee/Oil (preferably ghee)

• Wash and clean methi leaves and chop very coarsely.
• Cube potatoes into thin-medium thickness.
• Heat up ghee or oil in pan and add Asoefedita/Hing followed by Cumin/Jeera. Allow it to lightly brown.
• Now add garlic, onions and chillies. sauté until lightly browned then add Turmeric/Haldi. 
• Throw in the potatoes and lower the heat. Cover and cook until half done. Spoon break test required at this stage. 
• Finally add the methi leaves and cook until potatoes are mushy soft. 

This dish is best served with Roti/Chapati/Phulke.